These are fast times, man.

I will undoubtedly own this album in some capacity, as I do Elle Varner’s debut. But maybe I’ll die before it comes out and not get to purchase it. Maybe I’ll go deaf. Maybe my fingers will break off. Maybe my brain will stop working. Maybe Elle Varner will say something that pisses me the fuck off. However, if this were available now, Elle Varner and her record label could have my money regardless of whatever befalls me.