Goat Desolation’s Website Wasteland

January 31, 2013{ 10 Comments }

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This is Goat Desolation.They have a Facebook page, a Twitter profile, a Tumblr blog, a YouTube channel, and a SoundCloud account.What they don’t have is a website. This became a problem when a local journalist wanted to write an article about an upcoming Goat Desolation show. Here he is venting on Twitter*:

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The journalist eventually gave up and wrote about another band on the bill.

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*This is a real conversation between local music writers! Though Goat Desolation is not real. Not yet, at least. spacer Goat Desolations Website Wasteland

  • http://www.mattblick.com/ Matt Blick

    Maybe we could make “goat desolation” a thing to describe a websiteless band.
    “What are they like?”
    “They’re like Goat Desolation”
    (roll eyes) “Oh man!”

  • http://artists-edge.com CoachDebra

    You must have a website! Wrote about this in my blog a few months ago – http://artists-edge.com/websites-artist-entrepreneur-article/

    • http://diymusician.cdbaby.com/author-chris-robley Christopher Robley

      Good tips in that article. Thanks for sharing.

  • disqus_hgNRjOHfva

    Goat Desolation?? Hahahaha

  • http://diymusician.cdbaby.com/author-chris-robley Christopher Robley

    http://goatdesolation.com/

    Best favicon ever.

    • http://artists-edge.com CoachDebra

      I had to look that up favicon…

  • http://diymusician.cdbaby.com/author-chris-robley Christopher Robley

    That is what the asterisk is for. Goat Desolation is fake — and supposed to just be fun. That Twitter conversation is absolutely real, though. We just changed the name of the band to protect the guilty.

  • http://artists-edge.com CoachDebra

    Right Chilly – this is a promotion for their hostbaby services.

    But the point he’s making is absolutely accurate and rather than embarrassing a real band (and there are SO MANY that don’t get this fundamental rule of business – you MUST have a website), they created a useful fictionalization.

    But all you take away from this is bitterness? That says more about you than about CDBaby – too bad really. Perhaps you should take a page from your name – and chill

  • esabi

    Too bad Goat Desolation doesn’t really exist… If they did, the could their next album “DON’T be this Band,” and just use the layout above.